*awkwardly left alone with a baby* soooo….. do you… watch game of thrones?
I was telling this toddler about ‘density’ once because I had nothing else to say and he said ‘I’m going to sleep now’
when u at a concert & ur favorite band member looks u in the eye
my favorite part of hamlet is at the beginning when they see the ghost of hamlet sr for the first time
and the guards are like “Horatio, you go talk to it! You went to college!”
and Horatio is like “Yeah! I did go to college! I will go talk to the ghost!”
like. where did horatio go to college. did he go to ghost college